there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me

(Source: this-sexy-thing)

handgunsx:

perks of not having a thigh gap:

• when food drops on your lap, you can catch it

(Source: rottenxcore)

bludgertothehead:

you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened